The Random Chicken Short Series
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The Random Chicken Short Series
Directed By: Empty Inspiration Studios
Span: Unknown, if good enough 10.
Props:
Actors: 2
Camera: 1
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Span: Unknown, if good enough 10.
Props:
- 2 Chicken hand puppets
- A small KFC bucket
- Some sort of stage like frame. (can be edited in)
- Yoyo
- Camera for prop
Actors: 2
Camera: 1
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Last edited by Eugene on Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:00 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: The Random Chicken Short Series
Script for episode one:
Chicken one=1
Chicken two=2
Chicken one: I'm bored around here...
Chicken two: Mmm..-eating with back turned away-
1:Food is boring, cow keeps you knowing everywhere...
2:Ok, anything else? I'm eating here you know!
1:I've got an idea let's make an internet digital film series with Dobly digital surround sound!
2: You mean a Youtube video?
1: Yeah same thing.
-5 minutes later-
2:-searching edge of screen- FOUND IT!
1: Your brain?
2: No, a video camera, and this yoyo!
1:LET ME SEE!!!!
2: No this is really fragile and expen-
1: Ooo what does this button do...
2: NOOOO!!!!!-grabs one end of camera-
1:Mine!
2:No mine!
1: I wanna see my stomach!
2: No it's mine and
-both continue arguing-
1: I'm telling you it's name is -pulls on camera and takes off other puppet off-
AHHHH!!! It's the hand coming for my eggs!!! -Runs off throwing stuff in air-
2: Where's my he-Oh there it is!
1: Is it still there? -Peaking from edge with toothpick saying cautiously-
2: What?
1: Ohh -comes out- I thought your were KFCed!
2: And what's wrong with KFC?!
1: Well millions of chickens are slaughtered for mean and coated in flour, spices, and -continues with chicken baking horrors while camera zooms in slowly-
Now you get it?
-Camera turns to other chicken-
2:Mmmm....-eating sound- What did you say? -puts head in bucket-
1: Cannibal!
2: The soup?!
The End!
Chicken one=1
Chicken two=2
Chicken one: I'm bored around here...
Chicken two: Mmm..-eating with back turned away-
1:Food is boring, cow keeps you knowing everywhere...
2:Ok, anything else? I'm eating here you know!
1:I've got an idea let's make an internet digital film series with Dobly digital surround sound!
2: You mean a Youtube video?
1: Yeah same thing.
-5 minutes later-
2:-searching edge of screen- FOUND IT!
1: Your brain?
2: No, a video camera, and this yoyo!
1:LET ME SEE!!!!
2: No this is really fragile and expen-
1: Ooo what does this button do...
2: NOOOO!!!!!-grabs one end of camera-
1:Mine!
2:No mine!
1: I wanna see my stomach!
2: No it's mine and
-both continue arguing-
1: I'm telling you it's name is -pulls on camera and takes off other puppet off-
AHHHH!!! It's the hand coming for my eggs!!! -Runs off throwing stuff in air-
2: Where's my he-Oh there it is!
1: Is it still there? -Peaking from edge with toothpick saying cautiously-
2: What?
1: Ohh -comes out- I thought your were KFCed!
2: And what's wrong with KFC?!
1: Well millions of chickens are slaughtered for mean and coated in flour, spices, and -continues with chicken baking horrors while camera zooms in slowly-
Now you get it?
-Camera turns to other chicken-
2:Mmmm....-eating sound- What did you say? -puts head in bucket-
1: Cannibal!
2: The soup?!
The End!
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EpisodeTwo
Since this is going to be a short series I've got to make episodes. So here's episode two enjoy!
1: Hey what's going on?
2: Nothing really. -patrolling back and fourth with different tools each time-
1: -looking at pigeon- What are you doing to this poor defenseless pigeon?!
2: It's not poor and it's not defenseless! I'm making my own air force!
1: With pigeons? Really? Are you really thinking -blah blah blah-
-scene of pigeon in sky with egg dropping-
1: So are you still going to-SPLAT!-
2: You were saying?
1: That pigeons are just -lasers firing from sky- WHAT ELSE DID YOU EQUIP THESE PIGEONS WITH?!
2: Nets, fire, spinning blades....anything military like.
1: Well there goes the neighbors roof...and the next one...and the next one...This is one of the worst things since you cooked Thanksgiving dinner!
-Flashback-
2: Dinners ready!!! -comes out with turkey platter and sets it down-
1: Excuse me sir, but there's a turkey in my stuffing platter?
2: Oh no that's not turkey that's neighbor, fresh from the do-
1: YOU WHAT!!!??
2: I cooked the neighbor is all. Why the I added too much salt?
-back to episode-
2: That was an accident!
1: how is deep frying a neighbor an accident?
2: Well...he was wondering in the freezer section, and-Chaos with pigeons in the background-
1: Can we get on with this? There's a pigeon rebellion and it could get worse!
-Scene of pigeons flying over nuclear silo base-
To be continued on Episode 3!
1: Hey what's going on?
2: Nothing really. -patrolling back and fourth with different tools each time-
1: -looking at pigeon- What are you doing to this poor defenseless pigeon?!
2: It's not poor and it's not defenseless! I'm making my own air force!
1: With pigeons? Really? Are you really thinking -blah blah blah-
-scene of pigeon in sky with egg dropping-
1: So are you still going to-SPLAT!-
2: You were saying?
1: That pigeons are just -lasers firing from sky- WHAT ELSE DID YOU EQUIP THESE PIGEONS WITH?!
2: Nets, fire, spinning blades....anything military like.
1: Well there goes the neighbors roof...and the next one...and the next one...This is one of the worst things since you cooked Thanksgiving dinner!
-Flashback-
2: Dinners ready!!! -comes out with turkey platter and sets it down-
1: Excuse me sir, but there's a turkey in my stuffing platter?
2: Oh no that's not turkey that's neighbor, fresh from the do-
1: YOU WHAT!!!??
2: I cooked the neighbor is all. Why the I added too much salt?
-back to episode-
2: That was an accident!
1: how is deep frying a neighbor an accident?
2: Well...he was wondering in the freezer section, and-Chaos with pigeons in the background-
1: Can we get on with this? There's a pigeon rebellion and it could get worse!
-Scene of pigeons flying over nuclear silo base-
To be continued on Episode 3!
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Re: The Random Chicken Short Series
I just thought of a random "chicken" episode:
Title: The Ugly Eggling
Establshing scene of a barn
View of inside of barn with a shot of a hen laying eggs (a lump of poop comes out too).
Shot of a nest of eggs
There is a lump of poop in the pile of eggs.
They talk:
Egg 1: Hey mom!
Egg 2: Hey mom!
Egg 3: Hey mom!
Egg 4: Hey mom!
Egg 5: Hey mom!
Mostly sed at the same time
Poop (Ugly Eggling): Hey guys!
Egg 1: Eww, you're ugly.
Egg 2: Yea, you stink.
Egg 3: Yea, you are a rotten egg.
Egg 4: Haha!
Egg 5: Go back to where you came from!
Egg 6: Haha!
Egg 7: Mwuahaha!
Egg 8: Yea!
Then a farmer comes and takes Egg 5 away.
Egg 1: Hey, where are you taking Bill?
Egg 2: Yea, hey you!
Egg 6: Hey!
Egg 5: Mommy! Help!
Farmer accidentally drops the egg.
Egg 5 falls: Ahh!!!
Other eggs: Ahh!!!
Egg splatters
Farmer: Grr.
Farmer goes to the nest again.
Farmer reaches for another egg.
Eggs: Ahh!!!
Farmer grabs the poop.
Farmer; What's this? Eww.
He takes the poop away and throws it into the dung pile.
Lots of other poop are there.
Poop: Hey! You guys are all like me.
Other poops: Hey! Yea, and you're just like me!
Poops: Yay!
The End
Scene of farmer with the eggs on a countertop.
Eggs scream as one by one they are cracked and blended into a blender.
Title: The Ugly Eggling
Establshing scene of a barn
View of inside of barn with a shot of a hen laying eggs (a lump of poop comes out too).
Shot of a nest of eggs
There is a lump of poop in the pile of eggs.
They talk:
Egg 1: Hey mom!
Egg 2: Hey mom!
Egg 3: Hey mom!
Egg 4: Hey mom!
Egg 5: Hey mom!
Mostly sed at the same time
Poop (Ugly Eggling): Hey guys!
Egg 1: Eww, you're ugly.
Egg 2: Yea, you stink.
Egg 3: Yea, you are a rotten egg.
Egg 4: Haha!
Egg 5: Go back to where you came from!
Egg 6: Haha!
Egg 7: Mwuahaha!
Egg 8: Yea!
Then a farmer comes and takes Egg 5 away.
Egg 1: Hey, where are you taking Bill?
Egg 2: Yea, hey you!
Egg 6: Hey!
Egg 5: Mommy! Help!
Farmer accidentally drops the egg.
Egg 5 falls: Ahh!!!
Other eggs: Ahh!!!
Egg splatters
Farmer: Grr.
Farmer goes to the nest again.
Farmer reaches for another egg.
Eggs: Ahh!!!
Farmer grabs the poop.
Farmer; What's this? Eww.
He takes the poop away and throws it into the dung pile.
Lots of other poop are there.
Poop: Hey! You guys are all like me.
Other poops: Hey! Yea, and you're just like me!
Poops: Yay!
The End
Scene of farmer with the eggs on a countertop.
Eggs scream as one by one they are cracked and blended into a blender.
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Re: The Random Chicken Short Series
Mmm...I'm still in the works of episode 3. Oh and some people need to pay attention to minor-major warnings.
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